"Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really well." -Office Space
"You shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill." -Chill Wills
"Quality is everyone's responsibility." -W. Edwards Deming
"Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant." -John Simon
"Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly." -Leo Tolstoy
"Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow." -Anthony D'Angelo
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. " -Steven Wright
"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life." -Sandra Carey
"There's action only if there is danger." -Howard Hawks
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." -Thomas Jefferson