"I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar." -William Congreve

"The quickest way to make a million is to start your own religion." -L. Ron Hubbard
"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." -Charlie Chaplin
"No one is listening until you make a mistake." -Anonymous
"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age." -Thomas Bailey Aldrich
"Some pursue happiness, others create it." -Anonymous

"He that thinks he can afford to be negligent is not far from being poor." -Samuel Johnson
"In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is." -Andy Rooney
"Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it." -Noel Coward
"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gautier