"I'm sorry, my good fellow, but all my money is tied up in currency." -W.C. Fields
"It is the 'follow through' that makes the great difference between ultimate success and failure, because it is so easy to stop." -Charles F. Kettering
"The fact is, it seems, that the most you can hope is to be a little less, in the end, the creature you were in the beginning, and the middle." -Samuel Beckett
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." -F. Scott Fitzgerald
"God bless thee and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty" -William Shakespeare
"We have to do more than just elect a new President if we truly want to change this country." -Dan Quayle
"The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas." -Alfred Victor Vigny
"Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. " -Winston Churchill
"Quality is never an accident it is always the result of intelligent effort." -John Ruskin
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." -Arthur C. Clarke