
"The difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist takes only your skin. " -Mark Twain

"I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at." -Wilson Mizner

"The secret to success is to be ready when opportunity comes. " -Benjamin Disraeli

"If you can't do it today, what makes you think you can do it tomorrow. " -Yusuf Tara

"The widest thing in the universe is not space, it is the potential capacity of the human heart." -A. W. Tozer

"There are two ways of exerting one's strength one is pushing down, the other is pulling up." -Booker T. Washington

"A suicide hotline is where they talk to you until you don't feel like killing yourself. Exactly the opposite of telemarketing." -Dana Snow

"Life is too short for a long story." -Mary Wortley Montagu

"The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do." -Nan Fairbrother

"Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops." -Thomas J. Watson